fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

(via ivish)

thebootydiaries:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

….Hello…sir…

(Source: miadearden, via hotboyproblems)